here's one of my favs...the story is that i was telling my friend Ilya (i bet a lot of you know him...) that i wasn't gonna be on his forum because i finally found this one. i was hyper at the time, so of course, randomness ensued:
ilyanep: forum?
birdie: ugh...
ilyanep: ugh
birdie: ilya, i've got to tell you something
ilyanep: yes?
ilyanep: I have a feeling I know what it is...
birdie: i've found another
ilyanep: oh
ilyanep: -_-
ilyanep: psh
birdie: it's an rp forum!!! i can't help it!!
ilyanep: oh wait...i'm supposed to be melodramatic?
ilyanep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ilyanep: How can you betray me like this, birdie-chan?
ilyanep: I trusted you!
ilyanep: you no longer exist to me! Go on *starts crying* ... go on away to your RP forum
birdie: (XD YES!! you caught on!!)
ilyanep: no but seriously......
birdie: yeah, yeah, i'll be back someday
ilyanep: Be a forum-mormon Meg
birdie: pffft...
birdie: just put me on the cemetary list or something
birdie: tell 'em i'll live again
birdie: some day....
ilyanep: lol
ilyanep: move to forum-salt lake city, forum-utah
birdie: and i'm in forum-heaven ^_^
ilyanep: lol
ilyanep: you'd be in forum-wherever mormons go when they die lol
birdie: lol
ilyanep:
birdie: XD i have a bad feeling you're going to put this on bash...
ilyanep: psh
ilyanep: lol i was thinking about it
birdie: i knew it...
ilyanep:
ilya.nepfamily.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=815#815 YOU WIN!!!
birdie: ah, damn...
birdie: at least i get +1...
ilyanep:
birdie: anyhoo
ilyanep: yeah
ilyanep: i'm bored
ilyanep: and Adey's moving Thursday
birdie: DC right?
ilyanep: yeah
ilyanep: kids -- listen to the rap music
ilyanep: what do you like to play? pokemon! pokemon?!
ilyanep: you see
ilyanep: the kids they listen to the rap
ilyanep: which gives them the brain damage
ilyanep: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ilyanep: lol for Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
birdie: lol oookaaay...
ilyanep: haha
birdie: *sniff* just to let you know, they love me at my new forum
birdie: they understand me...
ilyanep: lol
ilyanep: Well ... i never told you this... but...
ilyanep: I understood you... in fact ... I ....
ilyanep: I ... okay I'l lsay it
ilyanep: ...I forum-loved you....
ilyanep: when you left the forum...you broke my forum-heart
birdie: i didn't feel loved, i just needed a forum that cared
ilyanep: but didn't you see?!
ilyanep: We all cared about you
ilyanep: if only you had let us show you?
ilyanep: <<this is totally being added on the the bash thing>>
birdie: (i can't stop laughing...)
ilyanep: <<I know this is hilarious>>
birdie: the relationship was bound to last only so long, i'm sorry i let you down
ilyanep: But you didn't even try!
ilyanep: It just goes to show that you just don't care
birdie: i did, but my feelings changed
ilyanep: you never showed it
birdie: i wanted to, but i never got the time and i lost interest
ilyanep: well just know that you broke a heart over here, and the forum will be hard-pressed to forgive you
birdie: if they really love me, they'll take me back
ilyanep: if you really love them, you'll come back now
ilyanep: and nobody can say you can't
birdie: i've made a commitment, and i've been an active member. for once i feel totally free in a forum!
ilyanep: You can be free in our forum and even in both!
birdie: maybe...but i don't think it'll be the same
ilyanep: it'll never be the same
birdie: i'll never forget the forum, i promise you that much
ilyanep: we won't forget you
ilyanep: but a person is better than a memory and you know that
birdie: yeah, i'll be back someday
ilyanep: knowing you, I can't trust that you will
birdie: well then you'll just have to see for yourself
ilyanep: i probably
ilyanep: wont'
ilyanep: <<totally going in bash>>
birdie: (omg this is great...)
ilyanep: well i'm done with you....
birdie: fine, at least you know i'm happier this way
ilyanep: Bada-bing!
ilya.nepfamily.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=816#816birdie: LMAO!!
ilyanep: lol
birdie: ahhhh that's GREAT
ilyanep: yeah
he usually just IMs me saying "forum?" when he wants me to go on...i kinda took it all in another direction...there's a link to where this very conversation is posted on his forum too! ^_^