Post by sakura on Apr 24, 2006 19:20:30 GMT -6
Once upon a time a man committed suicide. Then his poor son also commited suicide. So his wife married another man. but that man Killed the wife! So the daughter cried to death and eventually Steven Called Kristina "Wapanese!" and rabid dogs were Steven's servants rises, the man who was obviously dead, was now in a coma. The nurses knew that only one flirtatious woman could become queen of the pirates of all the sea. and steal the extravagant jewel of the imortal head of the godly and all powerful man of destruction whose name was Super Happy Fun and he lived to be 9328943821038309 and then died and came back as a monkey and teleported to the planet of the crazy otakus Super Happy Fun. He soon took all the pocky and shoved it up their jolly Stupid idiot arses that soon were on fire with ICE CREAM AND other various items including paco the super duper Pecopeco! that had many illegal mp3 downloads and watched Evangelion including the episode where asuka decided to start a rather large fire and kill all the infedals which will help all the kinky aliens who are really dressed up meerkats and sadly put they are a Man eating monsters whoose names are not spoken because they are taboo and cant be mentioned in public or else horrible flesh eating pornstars covered in grease will destroy all living organism known to be most combustible in air. Thier powers are gained from slaying ugly women with burly facial hair that stretches out to irrational proportions! that can make even the toughest moves in the YMC so when the penguins started flying so did pigs And there was a book that was buried alive that documented ancient Civilizations. Dr Wily tried to kill the author but Megaman killed him and the fluffy Rush ate Wily who seemed to be choking on small amounts of kidney bean stew that was just massive clumps of chopped and raw roadkill from under the SUV of the black guy In Connor's post So the black guy decided to eat some chicken From KFC that was extra crispy and dipped in bat guano from the remote island of gumdrop people in Candy Land near the fudge monster at the peppermint rehabilitation facility where the nurses stole sponges from the elderly patients who took medication for their malfuctioning colons and bladders damaged in various pelvic regions and upper chest cavities after heptabipass surgery due to the lack of flossing because the dentures had x-ray vision and messed with the governments satalites that soon collapsed from exaustion of a fuel source made of corn and kinky butter then a clown named harver junior tripped on a line of silver hippie vw vans filled with pot and candy canes from santas workshop that was ablaze with Hellfire. Hades told cerberus to fetch his evil lollipop of doom Then Auron came and shanked santa whilst being kickass by a snowman who wasn't melting because he had a freezie suite made out of non freezable ice but a pinecone shapes as if it was going to sever him with a spoon that was made of elasticy fabric that is really a flame thrower and it froze inversly yet superbly covered in mud and potato chips. The empty packet was found near
HURRAY FOR OROCHIMARU!!! his favorite cereal is teh mice crispies......
