Nose Bleed!

[Dark Chaos Angel]

Ok this might be spam so I might end up delating it later but I found this VERY FUNNY!!!!!!

As us Otakus all know in anime when a pervert guy sees a hot girl doing hot things he gets a nose bleed.

Yeah well I looking through the forum at the new posts and I came across Xaio new signature with the girl jumping around.

I was surprised to see that kind of signature on my forum. Then after looking at it my mind like went completely blank and I was spacing out for a moment.

UNTIL something came from my left nostril so I take my hand to whipe it off and then I look at my hand and practically go into shock!!! I had blood on my hand from my nose! I was freaking out!!!!! So I ran to the bathroom and cleaned up.

Now I've had random nose bleeds before. They aren't common but they do happen every once in a while for no reason at all. But the irony that it happened RIGHT AFTER looking at Xaio signature is funny as hell!!!!!

I'M TURNING INTO AN ANIME CHARACTER!!!!!! I already have the gravity defying hair and now I have the nosebleed for perverted things! What's next!


By the way, thank you Xaio-chan for giving me a nosebleed. You should put a warning on your signature so you don't cause all the members of my forum to die of blood loss.

[Jakey]

Heehee, yay my twin is an anime Character!
YOU MUST TEACH ME THE WAYS, OH SENSEI!!! *kneels to ground*
But yeah it is a bit wierd. cool though, Very kickass =D

[xaiochan]

XD~~~ i didnt think it'd cause nosebleeds~~i just put it up because her idea of a vacation was hilarious X3~~

it makes me happy to be of service sempai! <3

should i put it under that spoiler thing~~~ :3?

[PhantomZero]

Your signature did make me do a doubletake. Freaked me out. XD

Remember the time at school when I got a nosebleed Kevin?

"Dude! Steve has a nosebleed! What hot girl did YOU see?" - Kevin

"Shut up." - Me

[Dark Chaos Angel]

LOL

Oh yeah I do remeamber that!!!

But the way you capitalize 'you' makes it sound like I was being an asshole and insulting you. I think I was probably just more interested in where the girl was so I could see her.

[PhantomZero]

Really? To me, emphasizing the YOU was showing curiosity of who I saw seeingas you said it in a joking tone of voice. =D

[sakura]

.............................................................. *twitch*

[Dark Chaos Angel]

What's with the twitch?


Ahhhhhh maybe she looked at the signature too and had a massive nosebleed due to perverted thoughts and now she is twitching because she lost so much blood!

Awwwww Sakura you shouldn't be so perverted, I feel bad for you.

[Jakey]

Heeheehee.
There anit nothing wrong with being a lil' perverted, if ya ask me.
...uh, I think...

[Dark Chaos Angel]

There isn't anything wrong with being perverted at all!

But that's humor because she is Sakura and she is ""Innocent"" and doesn't have a perverted cell in her body.

Well except maybe for Vergil, she pretty much had an instant orgasm just by thinking of him!

[sakura]

I have the righ to remain silent.

[Jakey]

...Kevin, I REALLY did NOT want to know that ;;;
lol

[PhantomZero]

...You forgot Ishida... XD

[[[.:black lily:.]]]

Well.... at least it's not like you're coming down with an illness, so everything is okay. ^_^;; I think...

[PhantomZero]

Oh man, I found a hilarious example of an Anime nosebleed from Eyeshield 21.

Mamori is the hot character of the manga/anime with... uh.... In Kevin Jeremy Ross terms, "Look at the size of those breasts! She's hot!"

Yes. IN the word style of Kevin Jeremy Ross that has been said.

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