Post by Jakey on Jul 15, 2006 15:40:21 GMT -6
Heh, sorry if this is spam.
My lil' bro just emailed m a joke taking the p*** out of some countries, whilst being patriotic about us Brits.
So, naturally, I had to post it here XD XD XD
Be aware that the French government announced recently that it has raised
its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in
France are “SURRENDER” and “COLLABORATE”. A recent fire destroyed France’s
only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
It’s not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert; the
Italians have increased their alert level from “SHOUT LOUDLY AND EXCITEDLY”
to “ELABORATE MILITARY POSTURING”. Two more levels remain, “INEFFECTIVE
COMBAT OPERATIONS” and “CHANGE SIDES”.
The Germans also increased their alert state from “DISDAINFUL ARROGANCE” to
“DRESS IN UNIFORM AND SING MARCHING SONGS”. They have two higher levels,
“INVADE A NEIGHBOUR” and “LOSE”.
Seeing this reaction Continental Europe the Americans have gone from
“ISOLATIONISM” TO “FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE MIDDLE EAST RIPE FOR REGIME
CHANGE”. Their remaining higher alert states are “TAKE ON THE WORLD” and
“ASK THE BRITISH FOR HELP”.
Finally here in the UK we’ve gone from “PRETEND NOTHING’S HAPPENING” to
“MAKE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA”. Our higher levels are “REMAIN RESOLUTELY
CHEERFUL” and “WIN”.
My lil' bro just emailed m a joke taking the p*** out of some countries, whilst being patriotic about us Brits.
So, naturally, I had to post it here XD XD XD
Be aware that the French government announced recently that it has raised
its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in
France are “SURRENDER” and “COLLABORATE”. A recent fire destroyed France’s
only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
It’s not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert; the
Italians have increased their alert level from “SHOUT LOUDLY AND EXCITEDLY”
to “ELABORATE MILITARY POSTURING”. Two more levels remain, “INEFFECTIVE
COMBAT OPERATIONS” and “CHANGE SIDES”.
The Germans also increased their alert state from “DISDAINFUL ARROGANCE” to
“DRESS IN UNIFORM AND SING MARCHING SONGS”. They have two higher levels,
“INVADE A NEIGHBOUR” and “LOSE”.
Seeing this reaction Continental Europe the Americans have gone from
“ISOLATIONISM” TO “FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE MIDDLE EAST RIPE FOR REGIME
CHANGE”. Their remaining higher alert states are “TAKE ON THE WORLD” and
“ASK THE BRITISH FOR HELP”.
Finally here in the UK we’ve gone from “PRETEND NOTHING’S HAPPENING” to
“MAKE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA”. Our higher levels are “REMAIN RESOLUTELY
CHEERFUL” and “WIN”.
