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Post by SuperJesus(C) on Apr 24, 2006 20:03:50 GMT -6
By simply reading this sentence, you have been drafted into the cult of "I worship Kevin Jeremy Ross." If you exist, Do whatever you want to your hair. At the time of this writing, Kevin Jeremy Ross' is a deep purple.
I am the High Priest or something or other. Kevin Jeremy Ross is my hero.
Just as there are physical laws that govern the physical universe, so are there spiritual laws which govern your relationship with Kevin Jeremy Ross.
1. Kevin Jeremy Ross LOVES you and offers a wonderful PLAN for your life.
2. Man is SINFUL and SEPARTED from Kevin Jeremy Ross. Therefore, he cannot know and experience Kevin Jeremy Ross' love and plan for his life.
3. HotO is Kevin Jeremy Ross' ONLY provision for man's sin. Through him, you can know and experience Kevin Jeremy Ross' love and plan for your life.
4. We must individually RECIEVE HotO as Savior and Lord; Then we can know and experience Kevin Jeremy Ross' love and plan for our lives.
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Post by SuperJesus(C) on Apr 24, 2006 20:06:54 GMT -6
There are two types of lives:
1. The Self Directed life.
Self is on throne. Interests are directed by self, resulting in discord and frustration. Spirit is outside the self's life.
2. The HotO-Directed life.
HotO is on the throne. Self is yielding to HotO. Interests are directed by HotO, Resulting in harmony with Kevin Jeremy Ross' plan.
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Post by PhantomZero on Apr 24, 2006 20:09:09 GMT -6
I can't stop laughing.
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Post by Dark Chaos Angel on Apr 24, 2006 20:28:46 GMT -6
When you say spirit I hve no idea if you mean actural spirit or your username.
Tomorrow I'll post some teachings/gospels/whatever the hell you call them. But first more members must join!!!
P.S. What the hell are you talking about telling people to shave thier heads and dye thier hair. That goes against my teachings of indaviduality. But I'll talk about that tomorrow. Feel free to shave/dye if you want though!
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Post by PhantomZero on Apr 25, 2006 14:03:06 GMT -6
Not to be a critic. but. In-david-uality? XD But of course it's ok becuase... It's Kevin Jeremy Ross.
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Post by Nanaki~* on Apr 25, 2006 14:32:24 GMT -6
All HAIL KJR!!! *hands you pocky* there thats my offering...EAT IT!!! its food... food is good yes?
lol this is very funny XD
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Post by The Manager on Apr 25, 2006 20:55:45 GMT -6
ALL HAIL KEVIN JEREMY ROSS! BOW DOWN TO HIM! DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE!
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Post by Dark Chaos Angel on Apr 25, 2006 21:26:59 GMT -6
Ok so there is like 4 member right? Heart of Oak(Formaly Spirit), NEVERBENORMAL, Albel Nox, and I'm PhantomZero's white god and we all know how much 'white' things mean to him.
I had no to write my teachings today but I will tomorrow since we have early dismisal
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Post by PhantomZero on Apr 26, 2006 5:28:07 GMT -6
Hey, some white things are good. >_>
Ummm....Gimme a while to think. I'll post again after Early dismissal.
YAY EARLY DISMISSAL FOR TWO DAYS!
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Post by Dark Chaos Angel on Apr 26, 2006 12:41:49 GMT -6
Ok finally done. Disreguard anything previously said anout my will as herasy. If I'm going to have a damn cult then I want it done right! I don't want any of you to sell your souls to me, I don't have the money to buy them or the space in my room for them. So instead just listen to my desire for the world and try to fellow as best you can. These 7 teachings can be reguarded as the bible of this cult. All of it is based off my personal moral beliefs and philsophy so it might not be the same for all of you but read and hopefully take in something from it. I might add more later, by the way have fun!
1: Passion: Find something in your life that you strongly like and very attached to. Everyone needs something to define their existence and give them structure to life. Obsession is not a bad thing, obsession shows excessive love and excessive love is not a bad thing this world lacking love. Try to have passion for everything you do, if you are going to live life then always live life to the fullest!
2: Kindness: Unjustified anger should not exist. You should welcome all with open hands. Love everyone you interact with. Love your friends for bringing you happiness and friendship. Love the stranger passing by for there is always potential for one day them to become friend or foe. Love your enemies for giving you a chance to express and vent negative emotions well also giving you variety.
3: Freedom: All people are born with freedom of thought and speech. Don’t try to take these away from any. Always be open to other’s opinions and beliefs. Listen to other’s ideas and you will learn. Do not prejudge anyone based solely off what you think they believe. Controlled debates are fine but violent aggression against those of different ideals is prohibited!
4: Expression: Everyone is an artist in their own way. Always express your thoughts through your chosen medium of art. Art comes in many forms including drawing, writing, singing, dancing, etc. Do not fear critics and in-turn respect other’s artwork.
5: Confidence: Have faith in your own abilities. Don’t say you can’t do something if you can’t. Always be pushing your limits to become a better person. No one is perfect so you shouldn’t push too hard and don’t get over-cocky about what you think you can do yet at the same time don’t be consumed the monster of doubt.
6: Grateful: Be grateful for your life and all of your emotions. The dead are jealous because they can’t feel happiness, sadness, anger, or any feeling we take for granted anymore. No matter how well or bad you feel, be grateful you have the ability to feel! Also remember a lot of positive things can come out of negative feelings and vice-versa!
7: Chaos: Everything in this world flows into another. No amount of laws can ever fully govern this ever-changing life. Always listen to your heart and you will find the truth you seek. The flow of life and chaos runs through us all just as much as our blood pumps through our veins. Expect the unexpected and be open to change. Though some unexplainable equation, karma shall always deliver back to you threefold all the feelings you give to this world.
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Post by Jakey on Apr 26, 2006 14:09:06 GMT -6
Holy Jeez...
...It is what I have been asking for for a very long time! Your code of conduct comply perfectly to my morals!
*JOINS*
(Damn. You must be me from the future. no other reason explains why we are so alike!)
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Post by SuperJesus(C) on Apr 26, 2006 18:14:10 GMT -6
You joined the moment You realised Kevin Jeremy Ross existed. That is all. |
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Post by Nanaki~* on Apr 28, 2006 15:00:32 GMT -6
*scribbles teachings on binder* got it! XD i meet the criteria lol...
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Post by PhantomZero on Apr 28, 2006 15:08:29 GMT -6
Conner, Kevin Jeremy Ross, you guys should just get together, and make an actual Bible on Kevin Jeremy Ross. It'd sell like Hotcakes. Specially if they SMELLED like them...
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Post by Nanaki~* on Apr 28, 2006 15:17:38 GMT -6
I CAN HELP!!! i can decorate with many pretty piccies yay XD LOL
i like helping people.... and that would be fun!!!
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HURRAY FOR OROCHIMARU!!! his favorite cereal is teh mice crispies......
