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Post by Dark Chaos Angel on Apr 10, 2006 21:28:29 GMT -6
Hell we have all kind of drinks here to get you drunk off your ass! We have some really pretty whores here and then some really ugly ones too. Some man-hookers too but some are gay so make sure you pick the right one. Also lets not forget we have the best bar brawls ever!!!!! So everybody buy some drinks and lets crunk!!!!!!!!!!
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darius
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Post by darius on Apr 10, 2006 21:36:22 GMT -6
"Thank god. I need me a few drinks." D exclaimed as he sat down at the bar. "Bartender, get me...no Fuck that." Darius got up, jumped over the counter, and started to grab a bottle of Jack, until the bartender started trippin, and got me pissed. *BAM* I busted him in his Fucking lip.
"Dont worry." D said. "I can serve myself."
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Post by Roy Mustang on Apr 10, 2006 21:53:50 GMT -6
Around here them fightin words
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darius
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Post by darius on Apr 11, 2006 9:04:50 GMT -6
"Bring it on cupcake." Darius replied, after taking a swig and smashing the bottle on the bar.
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aidin
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Post by aidin on Apr 12, 2006 1:59:09 GMT -6
aidin walked next to darius "now we don't wanna get another lawsuit on our asses do we d?" he said in a straight voice "darius remember getting into things like this i always have to clean up your messes" aidin said then walked to the end of the bar and got a drink then turned to see darius and the other girl standing there intently "this should be fun" aidin said under his breath before taking a sip of his drink
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darius
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Post by darius on Apr 12, 2006 8:30:30 GMT -6
"would u like a drink?" darius asked the woman smoothly.
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Post by Mysterious Girl on Apr 12, 2006 8:34:37 GMT -6
"no, I would not like a drink from an asshole like yourself," says the woman hastily.
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darius
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Post by darius on Apr 12, 2006 8:35:56 GMT -6
"damn she's cold." darius told aidin as he walked back his way.
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Jiang
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Post by Jiang on Apr 18, 2006 5:44:41 GMT -6
Guy With a Mustache Named Billy Bob: <Runs in. Stops. Stares.> "Where's the bathroom? I can not hold my bladder no longer." < Due tot he long trip of looking for a bathroom, he finally found this place, and really needed the bathroom. He then notices it. Runs and comes out.> "You may want to close down your bathroom. Or just spray something. Or just don't even breathe." <Runs out.>
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aidin
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Post by aidin on Apr 21, 2006 20:45:29 GMT -6
aidin reached over the bar and grabbed another drink "cold or not stop starting stuff" aidin walked over to the lady "excuse my friend he gets that way at times" aidin bowed to the lady "my name is aidin and i was wondering if you'd be so kind as to join me and my "asshole" friend for a drink" he chuckled looked at the lady and began to talk again "we mean no harm" he chuckled again "when you decide we're sitting right over at that end of the bar"
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Post by The Manager on Apr 23, 2006 11:51:15 GMT -6
Around her them fightin words "Them is fightin words too." I grab a pool stick and break it over George's head.
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Post by Roy Mustang on Apr 23, 2006 11:57:41 GMT -6
"around here thoose are finghtin actions"
*takes flame thrower and burns all erik's magic cards*
"bitch"
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Post by The Manager on Apr 23, 2006 12:00:51 GMT -6
"around here those are fightin burnings." *Takes bucket of melted butter and dumps it over George* *Taylor tries to eat him*
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Post by Roy Mustang on Apr 23, 2006 12:01:51 GMT -6
"around here thats..." "takes lard and throws it in eriks pants, look taylor ur meal is reasy"
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Post by The Manager on Apr 23, 2006 12:03:46 GMT -6
"around here thems fightin eatings." *takes satchel charge and attaches it to taylor* *jumps behind bar and ducks* *Taylor explodes and fat covers the whole bar*
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