The adventures of mental Darius and zanark

[zanark morningstar]

ooc: I said i would start this after we thought of this on saturday. This will follow before we found the vaccum.

Zanark: *both in car* OOOOHHH look a vaccum cleaner *thinks evil thoughts*

[darius]

Darius jumps out of the backseat of a slowly moving car and runs up to some strangers garbage and steals away the vaccum cleaner that looks like something from the late 80's, with its lacking of any suction hose attachments, and its brown clothed, zipper covering which holds the vaccum bag inside of it.

[zanark morningstar]

Zanark: Drives off quickly and pulls into post office so darius can attach the note. (this is all based off of true events well so far it is) (should we say what is written on the note, it might offend someone)

[darius]

(ooc: lets leave that out of there and after we drop off the vac. lets do the Dr. Phil one)

Darius jumped out of the car after a few moments as Zanark was scotch taping a headlight back into place on his car. Darius pulled out the vaccum bag and started pooring dust on the ground, ran up to a fence near a house, flung some of it at it, and then ripped open the bag for more mess making, and flung a great deal of dirt and dust onto Zanark's rear windshield and trunk. Because of rain earlier, the dust stuck very well.

[zanark morningstar]

ooc: yeah it looked like someone had fucking barfed on my car, well keep this going like you never go droped off or something.

IC:After zanark yelled and complained about the mess on his car for a while, they got back into the car and took off. Darius was screaming out of the car window and trying to turn up the volume of the radio with the hose. When we got to the montolvoes (how do u spell that) darius chucked the vaccum on to their lawn and we drove off shouting ******* over and over again. Then we saw a skate ramp and decided to steal it. (now here comes the messed up part, this never happened) AAAAGGGHHHH its a Dr.Phil zombie run darius run!!!!!

[darius]

OOC: Time skip to one week before.

IC: As Zanark and Darius rode down 31 to get to the mall, and after ending up in the poor side of Aurora, and blasting rap music, flashing gang signs, and then white music something along the lines of Fall out boy type music.

After leaving Aurora, and getting on the right track to the mall we encountered a man that was sitting in the passenger seat of his SUV while his wife drove, Zanark and Darius shouted at the man, as Darius would occassionally reach over and blast the horn, screaming DOCTOR PHIL while making perverted anime style hand gestures, while continuing to shout.

[zanark morningstar]

We finally drove off, and when we stoped again we pulled up to a another car that also had a woman driver and a male passenger "has the world gone mad" zanark thought to himself. He noticed rosary beady hanging from his mirror, and decided to roll down the window and make fun of him. "OOOOOOHHH look at me im catholic OOOOOHHHH" the man noticed him and was like "WTF"

[darius]

After multiple phone calls to my older sister for direction help Zanark and Darius finally made it to the mall. Once inside they decided their first stop would to...Too Cool to pick up anime stuff. As a bunch of people were coming out of JC Penny right infront of Too Cool, Zanark and Darius just stopped and waited for all those people to walk past them before heading into the store.

(ooc, talk about your gay ed elric coat)

[zanark morningstar]

ooc: for those of you who dont know what too cool is its a bright pink store with tons of hello kitty stuff in it.

IC: zanark and darius both looked at eachother deciding, who should go in first, knowing that everyone one was watching them. They noticed two teenagers inside talking to the very hot japanese girl running the store. Instead of being a pussy like Darius zanark decided to go inside. There he found a edward elric cosplay coat that he would ware in may, it was only $60 it seemed a little under priced. (time skip) when zanark got home the first thing he did was open the box. He noticed that it seemd a little short, lenght wise, he put it on, he was right the coat was too short, it had tassles in the front whic is not in the anime, and the symbol was on the front, as well as the back. This pissed him off very much, then he opened his new naruto headband that he also bought. But he was also decived the metal was well made but the cloth was very very very bright blue. And the metal seemed a bit small for the cloth. >_< Well luckly he also go the FMA movie and that cheered him up a bit but only a bit.

[Nanaki~*]

((OOC: wow I'm scared!!!!! am i allowed to post with you guys or are you keeping it based on this O.o.....))

[zanark morningstar]

ooc: sure go right ahead, as you can see i tried to change the story before, but nooooo

[Nanaki~*]

Nakio:*bolts into store* YAY CHIBIMARU!!!!!!

((OOC: ok I wasn't sure thats all ^^"

[zanark morningstar]

"quick Darius befor she steals all the pockey" *grabs boxes of candy*

[Nanaki~*]

Nakio:O.o!? you dare deny me my pocky!? *hoards pocky* mine!

[zanark morningstar]

*grabs real gunblade off the wall* (only $150 at TOO COOL ^_^) *grabs the japanese store girl* "drop the pocky or the girl gets it"